Copper Tongue Scraper - 1 Pack

Solid copper. Naturally antimicrobial. 3,000 years of practice.

Sale price$6.49 USD

Copper doesn't just scrape. It kills bacteria on contact. That's not a marketing claim. That's antimicrobial science that was working before marketing existed.

Pack: Pack of 1
Travel Case: With Travel Case

YOUR TONGUE IS THE SOURCE

700+ species of bacteria live in your mouth, and the tongue's surface is their preferred address. They metabolise overnight and leave a coating of volatile sulphur compounds — the source of most bad breath. It is there every morning. Whether you deal with it is the question.

REMOVING BEATS MASKING

Brushing your tongue redistributes the coating and drives it deeper into the grooves. Mouthwash perfumes it for about twenty minutes. Scraping lifts it off and out. The first two manage the smell. The third removes its source.

BEFORE BRUSHING. ALWAYS.

Scrape first, so your toothpaste works on teeth instead of tongue residue. Back to front, two to three passes, light pressure. The full scrape takes ten seconds — you've spent longer choosing a podcast.

BUY ONCE. THAT'S IT.

No bristles to splay. No refills. No quarterly replacement subscription. One scraper, rinsed after use, lasts years. The rare oral care product with no repeat-purchase business model. We sell it anyway. On principle.

YOUR TONGUE IS THE SOURCE

700+ species of bacteria live in your mouth, and the tongue's surface is their preferred address. They metabolise overnight and leave a coating of volatile sulphur compounds — the source of most bad breath. It is there every morning. Whether you deal with it is the question.

REMOVING BEATS MASKING

Brushing your tongue redistributes the coating and drives it deeper into the grooves. Mouthwash perfumes it for about twenty minutes. Scraping lifts it off and out. The first two manage the smell. The third removes its source.

BEFORE BRUSHING. ALWAYS.

Scrape first, so your toothpaste works on teeth instead of tongue residue. Back to front, two to three passes, light pressure. The full scrape takes ten seconds — you've spent longer choosing a podcast.

BUY ONCE. THAT'S IT.

No bristles to splay. No refills. No quarterly replacement subscription. One scraper, rinsed after use, lasts years. The rare oral care product with no repeat-purchase business model. We sell it anyway. On principle.

WHAT'S NOT ON THE COPPER.

Solid copper. Seven things we decided not to add — starting with the one nearly every copper product has.

No Lacquer

Most copper homeware is sealed under a clear coat so it never tarnishes on a shelf. That coat also seals the copper away from anything it touches. Copper's antimicrobial action requires direct contact with the metal, so ours is bare. It will patina. That is the copper working, and a rub with lemon and salt returns it to bright.

No Plating

Solid copper throughout, not copper-coloured steel. Plated scrapers wear back to the base metal at the edge — precisely the part doing the work

No Plastic in the Scraper

Nothing flexible, nothing porous, nothing to replace every few months. The travel case is plastic; the tool is not.

No Joints or Seams

Single-body construction. No crevices to clean around and no doubt about where residue might be sitting.

No Bristles

Bristles move the coating around. An edge removes it. Your tongue is not a tooth.

WHAT CHANGES BY

Medi mapped the first month. Honestly. Including the boring parts.

Questions. Honest Answers.